at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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