If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
splinters make it hard to masturbate
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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