what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
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