Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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