Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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