Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i barfeds in our rink
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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