Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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