At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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