as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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