And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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