hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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