Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I'm lost and stupid without you.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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