Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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