We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
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