He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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