I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
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