She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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