Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
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