It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
I need help removing her.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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