Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
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