Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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