TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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