so that wasnt chicken after all
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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