omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
You are a booty call, not a friend.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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