if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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