Why are handjobs necessary in class?
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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