Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
The power of my boobs compel you
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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