My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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