Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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