Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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