the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Your tits are I can't wait for
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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