Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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