she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Randomize
