So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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