been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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