Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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