Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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