If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
sex in a hospital.. check
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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