Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
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