Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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