I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
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