i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
The air taste purple.
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