there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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