he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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