Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
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