I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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