I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
Randomize
