Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
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I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
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