Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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