You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize