love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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