you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
You may now shotgun with the bride
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
