thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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