he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize